On the Election of Barack Obama... (1-21-2009)
Ralph says:
jes messin’ wid yo, dawg!
Tom says:
I got your bone right here...
Ralph says:
go back to watching inaugeration and try to catch your breath
Ralph says:
we have at least one sista from the call center who is in dc right now
Ralph says:
the high she is prolly gonna feel today will be better'n crack
Tom says:
good for her... YOU should be there
Ralph says:
YOU should be there as much as you love Obama
Tom says:
(I'm busy spanking yo Momma right now)
Ralph says:
so I guess you still think Bush has time to declare martial law?
Tom says:
no... thankfully, - he's almost slithering out the door
Ralph says:
when do we find out who Bush pardoned
Tom says:
it's gotta be before noon... he SHOULD pardon himself
Ralph says:
noon est?
Tom says:
yup - around 50 minutes from now
Ralph says:
high noon? lol
Ralph says:
r u gonna cry like a little girl when O is sworn in?
Ralph says:
sissy!
Tom says:
you have the depth of a saucer
Tom says:
no, Formica
Ralph says:
an oil slick
Tom says:
yeah, exactly
Ralph says:
they have a teevee here in the call center
Tom says:
it's really an AWESOME moment
Ralph says:
why?
Ralph says:
just another inauguration
Tom says:
to you... Mr. Formica... to the rest of us... it's Bastille Day
Ralph says:
1st blk prez? - just a minor historical footnote
Ralph says:
but to a liberal lover like you ...
Tom says:
(on phone)
Ralph says:
it's Obama calling
Ralph says:
he wants to hire you
Tom says:
Back...
Tom says:
read the email I just sent
Ralph says:
can't
Ralph says:
I'm gagging
Ralph says:
you fll
Ralph says:
where's my cross & matches ... ?
Ralph says:
I'm coming to work tomorrow in a sheet
Ralph says:
I wonder how many of these peeps up here huddled around the teevee r gonna start cry'n
Ralph says:
I think I'm gonna be sick
Tom says:
hey, Forrest... you don't have to be ashamed... it's ok, we have room for you over here
Tom says:
GREAT... invocation going on
Tom says:
Aretha is belting out "My Country 'Tis of Thee"
Ralph says:
and butchering it
Tom says:
Biden is taking the "Oath of Office"
Ralph says:
do you have an erection yet?
Tom says:
I'm certainly "misty-eyed"
Ralph says:
the black people up here are holding their breath - I swear
Tom says:
it's an awesome moment
Tom says:
I actually have chills down my back
Ralph says:
check your pulse
Tom says:
Itzack Perlman/ Yo-Yo Ma/others are now doing a new composition in honor of Mr. Obama
Ralph says:
oh gawd! that piece is gonna make everybody start cry'n now
Tom says:
b-e-a-u-t-i-f-u-l
Ralph says:
it is nice
Tom says:
I AM crying now...
Ralph says:
has a coloneal classical feel to it
Ralph says:
but you're a sissy
Tom says:
I AM happy
Tom says:
(sniff)
Tom says:
Obama's taking the oath
Ralph says:
hope you're sitting down
Tom says:
WE HAVE A NEW PRESIDENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tom says:
LORDY.... SAY HALLILUJAH
Tom says:
OBAMA... OBAMA... OBAMA...
Ralph says:
u still cry'n?
Tom says:
sorta
Tom says:
Bill's in the audience
Tom says:
people in the audience are actually standing in salute to Mr. Obama
Tom says:
nay, PRESIDENT Obama
Tom says:
you remember this moment... this is history...
Ralph says:
every inaug is
Tom says:
it's more than that
Ralph says:
why?
Ralph says:
WHY?
Tom says:
America's having a birthday party.... a new freedom of honor, dignity, leadership
Ralph says:
you liberal POS
Tom says:
you SFM (stupid blanking moron)
Ralph says:
lol
Tom says:
congratulations, my fellow American
Tom says:
this may be the best Innaguration speech in the history of the Republic
Tom says:
I'll bet there's 5 million people in DC...
Tom says:
the Washington Mall is PACKED.... not a dry eye in the place
Ralph says:
packed w/bruthas and sistas
Tom says:
and CITIZENS
Tom says:
best speech I've ever heard
Tom says:
and thus is Barack Obama the 44th President of the United States
Tom says:
(he kicked Bush in the nuts as he walked by)
Tom says:
wow.... what an incredible day
Ralph says:
u wish
Tom says:
DumYa is over to the side, looking at his watch
Ralph says:
like father like son
Tom says:
tru
Ralph says:
geeze, now if they ever elect another black it will be no big deal
Tom says:
you're fortunate, Grasshoppa... that so many miles separate us
Ralph says:
bring it, bitch
Tom says:
I'll be there in July...
Ralph says:
looking forward to it old man
Tom says:
you'll get to meet Mister Sap
Ralph says:
can't wait
Tom says:
ditto
Ralph says:
hey - I want women to be so happy about this day that they're giving away free kisses in the streets
Tom says:
They still wouldn’t kiss you
Tom says:
and now, the singing of the National Anthem...
Tom says:
what a day, my heart-rate is over 100
Tom says:
yup, I'm crying again...
Tom says:
praise to the Star Spangled Banner!!!!
Tom says:
aman, aman, and aman....
Tom says:
Obama leaned over and told Bush to grab a taxi
Tom says:
There aint no room in the Whitehouse Inn...
Ralph says:
I want to puke
Tom says:
Go for it...
Ralph says:
should I stand on the corner and beg? or wave money?
Tom says:
in your case.... money
Tom says:
"Former President Bush" - it's got a nice ring to it.
Ralph says:
not as nice as deceased
Ralph says:
late
Tom says:
he's getting ready to get on his helo....
Tom says:
going to Waco, Texas (kinda appropriate)
Tom says:
Mr. Former President... "you are dismissed"
Tom says:
Cheney's in a wheelchair
Ralph says:
I may have to go get fried chicken for lunch
Tom says:
they just said his approval rating is 13%
Tom says:
Bush is still yapping to Mr. Obama
Tom says:
somebody ought to tell him "STFU"
Tom says:
stupe-ass finally got on the helo... the engines are revving... GO... shoooo....
Tom says:
"piss be unto you"
Tom says:
it's airborne.... get the heck outta town....
Ralph says:
yee haw
Tom says:
lol...
Ralph says:
giddy up
Tom says:
I'll quit crying in a few
Tom says:
god, what a moment... thank you Lord for letting me live this long
Ralph says:
check out time, bitch
Tom says:
they just said 2 million people were in the Washington Mall
Ralph says:
say hello to Lucifer
Tom says:
AMEN
Tom says:
they said... largest Inaugural on record
Tom says:
I gotta get ready to go to my zapping... back in about an hour
Tom says:
Long live the new President
Ralph says:
he ain't the Queen
Ralph says:
or King
Tom says:
but, he IS the man...
Ralph says:
so's yo mama
Tom says:
gotta run a quick errand... brb
Tom says:
before I go... I really would like to talk to you about your physics question... (back in about 30)
Ralph says:
look forward to it later
Tom says:
back
Tom says:
U there?
Tom says:
U there?
Tom says:
U there?
Tom says:
(U chicker)
Tom says:
(oops, chickeN)
Ralph says:
KMA
Tom says:
The military services are passing in review... awesome
Ralph says:
bet you're getting high
Tom says:
when they march, there's no bounce at all....
Tom says:
"Mr. Obama Goes to Washington"
Tom says:
The crowd packed on the west side of the Capitol grounds serenaded President Bush in mocking fashion when he took to the inaugural stage alongside Vice President Dick Cheney.
"Nah nah nah nah, hey hey, good-bye," a section of the crowd chanted
Tom says:
http://briefingroom.thehill.com/2009/01/20/bush-mocked-as-he-arrives-on-inauguration-dais/
Ralph says:
I changed my facebook status to na na na ... this morning before that happened - lol
Tom says:
what does that mean on FaceBook?
Ralph says:
people change their status frequently like ... "Ralph is ... " as in what are you doing right now - it's just a mechanism for connecting w/your friends because when you change your status your friends see it
Ralph says:
it often prompts someone to respond
Ralph says:
just a mechanism for connecting w/people
Ralph says:
you wouldn't understand
Ralph says:
cuz you're a psychotic serial killer
Ralph says:
disconnected from other human beings
Ralph says:
that's why you could kill other human beings
Ralph says:
when you were stomping around in the jungle
Ralph says:
you know you're going to hell don't you?
Ralph says:
you're like the sick fuck in No Country for Old Men
Ralph says:
a stone cold, psychopathic, sick fuck
Tom says:
I'll see you there, you denier of God... God's gonna get you, - you heretical blasphemer
Tom says:
Men have better friends - do you know why?
Ralph says:
why?
Tom says:
Friendship among Women:
A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning
she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it.
Tom says:
Friendship among Men:
A man didn't come home one night. The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends. Eight confirmed that he had slept over, and two said he was still there.
Ralph says:
so jew wanna expalin this physics concept?
Tom says:
sure... what's your number?
jes messin’ wid yo, dawg!
Tom says:
I got your bone right here...
Ralph says:
go back to watching inaugeration and try to catch your breath
Ralph says:
we have at least one sista from the call center who is in dc right now
Ralph says:
the high she is prolly gonna feel today will be better'n crack
Tom says:
good for her... YOU should be there
Ralph says:
YOU should be there as much as you love Obama
Tom says:
(I'm busy spanking yo Momma right now)
Ralph says:
so I guess you still think Bush has time to declare martial law?
Tom says:
no... thankfully, - he's almost slithering out the door
Ralph says:
when do we find out who Bush pardoned
Tom says:
it's gotta be before noon... he SHOULD pardon himself
Ralph says:
noon est?
Tom says:
yup - around 50 minutes from now
Ralph says:
high noon? lol
Ralph says:
r u gonna cry like a little girl when O is sworn in?
Ralph says:
sissy!
Tom says:
you have the depth of a saucer
Tom says:
no, Formica
Ralph says:
an oil slick
Tom says:
yeah, exactly
Ralph says:
they have a teevee here in the call center
Tom says:
it's really an AWESOME moment
Ralph says:
why?
Ralph says:
just another inauguration
Tom says:
to you... Mr. Formica... to the rest of us... it's Bastille Day
Ralph says:
1st blk prez? - just a minor historical footnote
Ralph says:
but to a liberal lover like you ...
Tom says:
(on phone)
Ralph says:
it's Obama calling
Ralph says:
he wants to hire you
Tom says:
Back...
Tom says:
read the email I just sent
Ralph says:
can't
Ralph says:
I'm gagging
Ralph says:
you fll
Ralph says:
where's my cross & matches ... ?
Ralph says:
I'm coming to work tomorrow in a sheet
Ralph says:
I wonder how many of these peeps up here huddled around the teevee r gonna start cry'n
Ralph says:
I think I'm gonna be sick
Tom says:
hey, Forrest... you don't have to be ashamed... it's ok, we have room for you over here
Tom says:
GREAT... invocation going on
Tom says:
Aretha is belting out "My Country 'Tis of Thee"
Ralph says:
and butchering it
Tom says:
Biden is taking the "Oath of Office"
Ralph says:
do you have an erection yet?
Tom says:
I'm certainly "misty-eyed"
Ralph says:
the black people up here are holding their breath - I swear
Tom says:
it's an awesome moment
Tom says:
I actually have chills down my back
Ralph says:
check your pulse
Tom says:
Itzack Perlman/ Yo-Yo Ma/others are now doing a new composition in honor of Mr. Obama
Ralph says:
oh gawd! that piece is gonna make everybody start cry'n now
Tom says:
b-e-a-u-t-i-f-u-l
Ralph says:
it is nice
Tom says:
I AM crying now...
Ralph says:
has a coloneal classical feel to it
Ralph says:
but you're a sissy
Tom says:
I AM happy
Tom says:
(sniff)
Tom says:
Obama's taking the oath
Ralph says:
hope you're sitting down
Tom says:
WE HAVE A NEW PRESIDENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tom says:
LORDY.... SAY HALLILUJAH
Tom says:
OBAMA... OBAMA... OBAMA...
Ralph says:
u still cry'n?
Tom says:
sorta
Tom says:
Bill's in the audience
Tom says:
people in the audience are actually standing in salute to Mr. Obama
Tom says:
nay, PRESIDENT Obama
Tom says:
you remember this moment... this is history...
Ralph says:
every inaug is
Tom says:
it's more than that
Ralph says:
why?
Ralph says:
WHY?
Tom says:
America's having a birthday party.... a new freedom of honor, dignity, leadership
Ralph says:
you liberal POS
Tom says:
you SFM (stupid blanking moron)
Ralph says:
lol
Tom says:
congratulations, my fellow American
Tom says:
this may be the best Innaguration speech in the history of the Republic
Tom says:
I'll bet there's 5 million people in DC...
Tom says:
the Washington Mall is PACKED.... not a dry eye in the place
Ralph says:
packed w/bruthas and sistas
Tom says:
and CITIZENS
Tom says:
best speech I've ever heard
Tom says:
and thus is Barack Obama the 44th President of the United States
Tom says:
(he kicked Bush in the nuts as he walked by)
Tom says:
wow.... what an incredible day
Ralph says:
u wish
Tom says:
DumYa is over to the side, looking at his watch
Ralph says:
like father like son
Tom says:
tru
Ralph says:
geeze, now if they ever elect another black it will be no big deal
Tom says:
you're fortunate, Grasshoppa... that so many miles separate us
Ralph says:
bring it, bitch
Tom says:
I'll be there in July...
Ralph says:
looking forward to it old man
Tom says:
you'll get to meet Mister Sap
Ralph says:
can't wait
Tom says:
ditto
Ralph says:
hey - I want women to be so happy about this day that they're giving away free kisses in the streets
Tom says:
They still wouldn’t kiss you
Tom says:
and now, the singing of the National Anthem...
Tom says:
what a day, my heart-rate is over 100
Tom says:
yup, I'm crying again...
Tom says:
praise to the Star Spangled Banner!!!!
Tom says:
aman, aman, and aman....
Tom says:
Obama leaned over and told Bush to grab a taxi
Tom says:
There aint no room in the Whitehouse Inn...
Ralph says:
I want to puke
Tom says:
Go for it...
Ralph says:
should I stand on the corner and beg? or wave money?
Tom says:
in your case.... money
Tom says:
"Former President Bush" - it's got a nice ring to it.
Ralph says:
not as nice as deceased
Ralph says:
late
Tom says:
he's getting ready to get on his helo....
Tom says:
going to Waco, Texas (kinda appropriate)
Tom says:
Mr. Former President... "you are dismissed"
Tom says:
Cheney's in a wheelchair
Ralph says:
I may have to go get fried chicken for lunch
Tom says:
they just said his approval rating is 13%
Tom says:
Bush is still yapping to Mr. Obama
Tom says:
somebody ought to tell him "STFU"
Tom says:
stupe-ass finally got on the helo... the engines are revving... GO... shoooo....
Tom says:
"piss be unto you"
Tom says:
it's airborne.... get the heck outta town....
Ralph says:
yee haw
Tom says:
lol...
Ralph says:
giddy up
Tom says:
I'll quit crying in a few
Tom says:
god, what a moment... thank you Lord for letting me live this long
Ralph says:
check out time, bitch
Tom says:
they just said 2 million people were in the Washington Mall
Ralph says:
say hello to Lucifer
Tom says:
AMEN
Tom says:
they said... largest Inaugural on record
Tom says:
I gotta get ready to go to my zapping... back in about an hour
Tom says:
Long live the new President
Ralph says:
he ain't the Queen
Ralph says:
or King
Tom says:
but, he IS the man...
Ralph says:
so's yo mama
Tom says:
gotta run a quick errand... brb
Tom says:
before I go... I really would like to talk to you about your physics question... (back in about 30)
Ralph says:
look forward to it later
Tom says:
back
Tom says:
U there?
Tom says:
U there?
Tom says:
U there?
Tom says:
(U chicker)
Tom says:
(oops, chickeN)
Ralph says:
KMA
Tom says:
The military services are passing in review... awesome
Ralph says:
bet you're getting high
Tom says:
when they march, there's no bounce at all....
Tom says:
"Mr. Obama Goes to Washington"
Tom says:
The crowd packed on the west side of the Capitol grounds serenaded President Bush in mocking fashion when he took to the inaugural stage alongside Vice President Dick Cheney.
"Nah nah nah nah, hey hey, good-bye," a section of the crowd chanted
Tom says:
http://briefingroom.thehill.com/2009/01/20/bush-mocked-as-he-arrives-on-inauguration-dais/
Ralph says:
I changed my facebook status to na na na ... this morning before that happened - lol
Tom says:
what does that mean on FaceBook?
Ralph says:
people change their status frequently like ... "Ralph is ... " as in what are you doing right now - it's just a mechanism for connecting w/your friends because when you change your status your friends see it
Ralph says:
it often prompts someone to respond
Ralph says:
just a mechanism for connecting w/people
Ralph says:
you wouldn't understand
Ralph says:
cuz you're a psychotic serial killer
Ralph says:
disconnected from other human beings
Ralph says:
that's why you could kill other human beings
Ralph says:
when you were stomping around in the jungle
Ralph says:
you know you're going to hell don't you?
Ralph says:
you're like the sick fuck in No Country for Old Men
Ralph says:
a stone cold, psychopathic, sick fuck
Tom says:
I'll see you there, you denier of God... God's gonna get you, - you heretical blasphemer
Tom says:
Men have better friends - do you know why?
Ralph says:
why?
Tom says:
Friendship among Women:
A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning
she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it.
Tom says:
Friendship among Men:
A man didn't come home one night. The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends. Eight confirmed that he had slept over, and two said he was still there.
Ralph says:
so jew wanna expalin this physics concept?
Tom says:
sure... what's your number?
